Cow puns run wild on Red Raider message board - KCBD NewsChannel 11 Lubbock

Cow puns run wild on Red Raider message board

Comments courtesy of RedRaiderSports.com

Red Raider fans react to Friday's fugitive cow chase:

"I hope we see a detailed acownt of the escape in the news." - ctalaman

"I bet the local media milks this for all it's worth." - shane_ttu

"I can only imagine the udder terror being experienced right now by those in its path." - shane_ttu

"Moooooooooooooooooooooooove out its way!" - jbryanford

"That's udder-ly ridiculous." - Techsus

"Damn Aggies left a coed behind!" - trueredraider

"I think the beast was finally apprehended by Officer Bo Vine." - TTechie

"For any terrified student, the school will be providing guidance cow-nselors to help work through the fear." - ronerich

"One news outlet is reporting that the cow ran into an intersection and t-boned a car." - ronerich

"My Lord, when will Tech learn to beef up security!" - JRaider1101

"I hope they capture the poor critter unharmed; Tech's reputation is clearly at steak here." - BCR

"Steer clear of the campus." - GARaider

And, not to be outdone, here are some comments from users on KCBD's Facebook page:

"Do they work for Chick fil a?" - Saylor Olson

"I thought everyone knew that pedestrians, no matter what species, have the right of way. It is very old Texas law." - Brenda Spann

"The cows knew what they were doing. The were making a break out - somebody told them they were going to be steaks and hamburrgers, so they decided to make a run for it." - Pete Pina

"If this had happened last Friday, say, around the Holiday Inn on Ave Q, it would have explained a lot." - Lynda Reid

"It was a beef recall they were going back to the farm." - Israel Perez

  • Local News on KCBD.comNewsMore>>

  • Political end to Olympics: NKorea offers talks with US

    Political end to Olympics: NKorea offers talks with US

    Sunday, February 25 2018 2:16 AM EST2018-02-25 07:16:08 GMT
    Sunday, February 25 2018 12:59 PM EST2018-02-25 17:59:11 GMT
    (AP Photo/Patrick Semansky). A volunteer walks in a foggy Pyeongchang Olympic Plaza during the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea, Saturday, Feb. 24, 2018.(AP Photo/Patrick Semansky). A volunteer walks in a foggy Pyeongchang Olympic Plaza during the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea, Saturday, Feb. 24, 2018.

    Pyeongchang closes its chapter of the modern Olympics on Sunday night with tales of detente and competitive grit and volunteerism and verve.

    Pyeongchang closes its chapter of the modern Olympics on Sunday night with tales of detente and competitive grit and volunteerism and verve.

  • 3 dead from severe weather in Arkansas, Kentucky

    3 dead from severe weather in Arkansas, Kentucky

    Sunday, February 25 2018 2:25 AM EST2018-02-25 07:25:46 GMT
    Sunday, February 25 2018 12:58 PM EST2018-02-25 17:58:30 GMT
    (Liz Dufour/The Cincinnati Enquirer via AP). A view from the Central Bridge shows the flooding from the Ohio River  Saturday, Feb. 24, 2018 in Cincinnati.  Forecasters expected the Ohio River could reach levels not seen since the region's deadly 1997 f...(Liz Dufour/The Cincinnati Enquirer via AP). A view from the Central Bridge shows the flooding from the Ohio River Saturday, Feb. 24, 2018 in Cincinnati. Forecasters expected the Ohio River could reach levels not seen since the region's deadly 1997 f...

    A man in northeast Arkansas and a woman in south central Kentucky both were killed as the storm that also included strong winds, hail and heavy rain that triggered flooding muscled its way through the area, according to authorities.

    A man in northeast Arkansas and a woman in south central Kentucky both were killed as the storm that also included strong winds, hail and heavy rain that triggered flooding muscled its way through the area, according to authorities.

  • After years of dejection, proponents of gun laws see hope

    After years of dejection, proponents of gun laws see hope

    Saturday, February 24 2018 10:35 AM EST2018-02-24 15:35:23 GMT
    Sunday, February 25 2018 12:09 PM EST2018-02-25 17:09:11 GMT
    The progression has become numbingly repetitive - mass bloodshed unleashed by a gunman, followed by the stories of the fallen, the funerals and mourning. (Source: AP Photos)The progression has become numbingly repetitive - mass bloodshed unleashed by a gunman, followed by the stories of the fallen, the funerals and mourning. (Source: AP Photos)

    "Our kids have started a revolution:" Teens' activism after Florida school shooting has some hopeful for action on gun policy.

    "Our kids have started a revolution:" Teens' activism after Florida school shooting has some hopeful for action on gun policy.

Powered by Frankly