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The Line King: When in doubt, pick teams with old-school coaches

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  • Petty's 27 points help put an end to Auburn win streak

    Petty's 27 points help put an end to Auburn win streak

    Wednesday, January 17 2018 10:43 PM EST2018-01-18 03:43:08 GMT
    John Petty scores 27 points in Alabama's 76-71 win over Auburn in Coleman Coliseum (Source: WBRC News)John Petty scores 27 points in Alabama's 76-71 win over Auburn in Coleman Coliseum (Source: WBRC News)

    Behind a hot night from John Petty, the Alabama Crimson Tide (12-6, 4-2) ended the No. 17 Auburn Tigers' (16-2, 4-1) 14-game winning streak on the hardwood.

    Behind a hot night from John Petty, the Alabama Crimson Tide (12-6, 4-2) ended the No. 17 Auburn Tigers' (16-2, 4-1) 14-game winning streak on the hardwood.

  • Bama OC Brian Daboll leaving Tuscaloosa for the Buffalo Bills

    Bama OC Brian Daboll leaving Tuscaloosa for the Buffalo Bills

    Sunday, January 14 2018 6:26 PM EST2018-01-14 23:26:55 GMT

    It's one and done for Brian Daboll as the Bama Offensive Coordinator who helped win a National Championship last week for the Crimson Tide is now heading to Buffalo to take the same position with the Bills.

    It's one and done for Brian Daboll as the Bama Offensive Coordinator who helped win a National Championship last week for the Crimson Tide is now heading to Buffalo to take the same position with the Bills.

  • Alabama coach's playbook stolen before title game

    Alabama coach's playbook stolen before title game

    Friday, January 12 2018 10:11 AM EST2018-01-12 15:11:14 GMT
    Friday, January 12 2018 10:11 AM EST2018-01-12 15:11:14 GMT

    Alabama players and coaches stayed at the Marriott Marquis in downtown Atlanta for a couple days, leading up to the game Monday night, including defensive line coach Karl Dunbar.

    Alabama players and coaches stayed at the Marriott Marquis in downtown Atlanta for a couple days, leading up to the game Monday night, including defensive line coach Karl Dunbar.

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  • LSU football enjoys team outing at original T.J. Ribs restaurant

    LSU football enjoys team outing at original T.J. Ribs restaurant

    Tuesday, August 11 2015 9:37 PM EDT2015-08-12 01:37:12 GMT
    Tuesday, August 11 2015 10:06 PM EDT2015-08-12 02:06:19 GMT
    The LSU football team took a break from the sweaty grind of fall camp Tuesday night to enjoy some team bonding and great food.
    The LSU football team took a break from the sweaty grind of fall camp Tuesday night to enjoy some team bonding and great food.
  • LSU football wants return to 2011 defense

    LSU football wants return to 2011 defense

    Thursday, August 6 2015 3:15 PM EDT2015-08-06 19:15:51 GMT
    Thursday, August 6 2015 3:36 PM EDT2015-08-06 19:36:51 GMT
    LSU may have ranked No. 1 in the SEC defensively last season, but many fans and analysts agree that wasn’t an accurate reflection of how the team actually played. 
    LSU may have ranked No. 1 in the SEC defensively last season, but many fans and analysts agree that wasn’t an accurate reflection of how the team actually played. 
  • LSU football reports for fall camp, Miles says Bain was never reinstated

    LSU football reports for fall camp, Miles says Bain was never reinstated

    Wednesday, August 5 2015 12:06 PM EDT2015-08-05 16:06:42 GMT
    Wednesday, August 5 2015 4:52 PM EDT2015-08-05 20:52:04 GMT
    On a steamy and sweltering morning in south Louisiana, the LSU football team officially reported for the start of fall camp. The Tigers checking into the West Campus Apartments Wednesday morning, with their first practice set for Thursday. 
    On a steamy and sweltering morning in south Louisiana, the LSU football team officially reported for the start of fall camp. The Tigers checking into the West Campus Apartments Wednesday morning, with their first practice set for Thursday. 
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  • Game winning shot rattles out, Ole Miss falls at Texas A&M

    Game winning shot rattles out, Ole Miss falls at Texas A&M

    Tuesday, January 16 2018 11:44 PM EST2018-01-17 04:44:02 GMT
    Source: SEC NetworkSource: SEC Network

    Tyler Davis scored 20 points, including Texas A&M's final basket, and the Aggies defeated Mississippi 71-69 on Tuesday night for A&M's first victory in Southeastern Conference play this season. The Rebels' Breein Tyree missed a 3-point attempt at the other end that rattled in and out as time expired.

    Tyler Davis scored 20 points, including Texas A&M's final basket, and the Aggies defeated Mississippi 71-69 on Tuesday night for A&M's first victory in Southeastern Conference play this season. The Rebels' Breein Tyree missed a 3-point attempt at the other end that rattled in and out as time expired.

  • Jimbo Fisher accepts head coach position at Texas A&M

    Jimbo Fisher accepts head coach position at Texas A&M

    Friday, December 1 2017 1:40 PM EST2017-12-01 18:40:51 GMT
    Friday, December 1 2017 1:40 PM EST2017-12-01 18:40:51 GMT

    He had been coaching the team for eight years with a 83-23 record. He succeeded Bobby Bowden in 2010.

    He had been coaching the team for eight years with a 83-23 record. He succeeded Bobby Bowden in 2010.

The following column is satire and intended for entertainment purposes.

College football coaches don't use the words "chicken" and "coward" so much in the brave, new politically correct world of college athletics, and saying that those in power wear "panties" usually results in a few weeks of sensitivity training.

So it was really nostalgic to hear Larry Blakeney, the Troy (AL) Trojans head coach of 23 years, sound off and tell Savannah Now exactly what he thought about Auburn and Alabama refusing to play his team, which travels to Mississippi State on Saturday.

Blakeney is among the last of the old-school college football coaches. He still says things like "We need to just keep choppin' wood," "we'll have to sit down under a tree and figure it out," "we've got to go out there and punch them in the mouth," and "you're darn tootin'."

He oversells the opposition and downplays his team's success better than Lou Holtz. He talks less about recruiting and more about raising "his" young men. His on-field, fully armed entourage includes an Alabama State Trooper and members of the Troy PD and Troy University PD. It's been that way ever since he walked on campus back when Troy was playing West Georgia and Valdosta State instead of LSU and Georgia.

Blakeney reluctantly started wearing headsets about five years ago – his coach and mentor Shug Jordan didn't, so why should he?

He comes from a world where honor, tradition and loyalty mean something and where a reporter is told he "can print that" – like anyone still reads a real newspaper these days.

Well, maybe Larry does.

Week Two: 5-5

Season: 17-14

Sept. 21

North Texas @ Georgia -36½: SunBelt castoff UNT is 1-1 against the MAC this season. The Line King doesn't like their chances in the $EC this week. Dawgs take them behind the hedges for an old school, Vince Dooley-style whupping.

Vanderbilt @ Massachusetts +36: When was Vandy ever a 36-point favorite on the road? For the second week in a row, The Line King can't sit with his friend the Vandy fan, plus the UMass coach looks and dresses like Pat Riley, and nobody outdressed Pat Riley.

Tennessee -15½ @ Florida: Perfect contrarian play. All of the $EC homers think Florida is like Oregon without those crazy uniforms. Ha! Oregon is the antithesis of old school.

Rice +4 @ Houston: The Line King's mother saw Bammer's Tommy Lewis tackle the Owls' Dicky Moegle in the 1954 Cotton Bowl. Unfortunately, Lewis was sitting on the bench while Moegle ran by on his way to a 95-yard TD. Ooops!

Moegle ended up with 265 yards that game. My grandfather wore a suit to the game, smoked a pack of cigarettes in the stands and Rice stomped Bammer, too. Houston isn't Bammer, Rice doesn't have Moegle and heaven help you if you light up in the parking lot. Although Rice is back to being pretty competitive these days.

Troy +13.5 @ Mississippi State: Ole Mississippi State is barely 2-1 against Troy, including using turnovers to win in dominating fashion, 11-8 in 2003, and using a fourth-down 25-yard TD to "pull away" to a 30-24 win in Troy last year.

Old school coaches always trump whiteout games. They need to ban whiteout/blackout games altogether. How about encouraging fans to wear a suit and tie to the game? Maybe allow them to smoke in the stands.

Colorado State +36.5 @ Alabama: This is CFB's version of soccer's international "friendly." One would think that $aban has an ounce of loyalty in him and doesn't run up the score on his former offensive coordinator. This is the first meeting between the two schools. Well, duh!

SMU @ Texas A&M -26.5: Peruna is getting a lot of help this weekend, but The Line King isn't sold on June Jones. Bring back Forest Gregg! Bring back the SWC! Johnny Football needs a bounce-back game, and he gets it here.

Auburn @ LSU -14: Contrarian thinking here would say take Barn, but LSUAMC didn't cover last week (as predicted), so The Line King is going anti-contrarian and saying the Tigers (the purple ones) come out swinging. Oh, remember when this matchup meant something, and Mike Archer was the coach at LSUAMC?

Missouri -5½ @ Indiana: This would have been a good rivalry in the Big Ten. It might take three decades before people actually remember Mizzou is part of the $EC. By then there will only be four 30-team conferences and a bowl game in Montgomery, AL. Wait, that's another story for another day.

Western Michigan @ Iowa -19: The Line King's dad's high school idol was a senior named Hayden Frye. Now that's old school. He doesn't coach anymore, but no way does Western Michigan cover two straight weeks against the Big Ten. They lost to Nicholls State, for goodness sake!

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  • UK Holds Annual Media Day

    UK Holds Annual Media Day

    Sunday, July 30 2017 6:16 PM EDT2017-07-30 22:16:57 GMT
    LEXINGTON, KY (WAVE)   Hope springs eternal as the University of Kentucky football team gears up for another season.  The team held their annual media day on Sunday for all the coaches and players to weigh in on the upcoming season.  "We all do that let's go work on let's go play let's not talk about it and worry about all that and get better," said head coach, Mark Stoops.   The team is also starting camp on Sunday, and the players are excited to get to...
    LEXINGTON, KY (WAVE)   Hope springs eternal as the University of Kentucky football team gears up for another season.  The team held their annual media day on Sunday for all the coaches and players to weigh in on the upcoming season.  "We all do that let's go work on let's go play let's not talk about it and worry about all that and get better," said head coach, Mark Stoops.   The team is also starting camp on Sunday, and the players are excited to get to...
  • Ole Miss hands Florida their first SEC loss

    Ole Miss hands Florida their first SEC loss

    Sunday, January 14 2018 12:05 AM EST2018-01-14 05:05:44 GMT
    Source: Ole Miss SportsSource: Ole Miss Sports

    Bruce Stevens scored 22 points, Deandre Burnett added 20, and the Rebels held off Florida for a 78-72 win on Saturday afternoon.

    Bruce Stevens scored 22 points, Deandre Burnett added 20, and the Rebels held off Florida for a 78-72 win on Saturday afternoon.

  • WELCOME BACK: Marcus Lattimore joins USC football staff

    WELCOME BACK: Marcus Lattimore joins USC football staff

    Friday, January 12 2018 3:56 PM EST2018-01-12 20:56:05 GMT
    Will Muschamp shares a laugh with Marcus Lattimore in Friday's news conference. Lattimore has been named USC's new director of player development. (Source: WIS)Will Muschamp shares a laugh with Marcus Lattimore in Friday's news conference. Lattimore has been named USC's new director of player development. (Source: WIS)

    South Carolina legend Marcus Lattimore will return to his alma mater's football program in an off-the-field role. 

    South Carolina legend Marcus Lattimore will return to his alma mater's football program in an off-the-field role. 

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